The Josh And Orion Podcast
It's offensive!! It's immature!! It's other negative adjectives followed by exclamation marks!!! Once you're done being enticed by podcast descriptions, go to http://listen.joshandorion.com/
(and then e-mail sexy pictures to joshandorion@joshandorion.com)
Finally....finally you have a podcast for every month of the year
Episode #13: Short But Sweet
Angry voicemails threatening to beat Josh up, followed by a discussion of self-pleasuring. That's about it. Jager bombs....I fuckin shower in that shit!
DJ Wuh?
"Life Itself"
Here's a New Years present from us, "Life Itself" by DJ Wuh?
The mix CD so good we had to share it. You're gonna shit yourself and/or spend an hour glowsticking and dancing around. Either way, you'll lose some of that water weight, you nasty heffalump. IF you didn't listen yet, go to listen.joshandorion.com and check it out!
You can contact DJ Wuh? at
dj_wuh@yahoo.com
Angry voicemails threatening to beat Josh up, followed by a discussion of self-pleasuring. That's about it. Jager bombs....I fuckin shower in that shit!DJ Wuh?
"Life Itself"
Here's a New Years present from us, "Life Itself" by DJ Wuh?The mix CD so good we had to share it. You're gonna shit yourself and/or spend an hour glowsticking and dancing around. Either way, you'll lose some of that water weight, you nasty heffalump. IF you didn't listen yet, go to listen.joshandorion.com and check it out!
You can contact DJ Wuh? at
dj_wuh@yahoo.com
Episode #12: The Dirty Dozen
We're back after another unexplained break, and this one has Josh and Orion telling a dozen dirty stories and other nonsense:
Tea-bagging girls while they're passed out *** Cats who are private investigators *** Masturbating to pics of girls in knee socks *** Josh being an asshole *** Orion being boring as hell and making Josh look even awesomer (like how hot girls have the ugly friend that makes them look hotter!) *** Car accidents *** Portable heaters that look like robots *** Unsatisfying sex with Josh *** Girls making no fucking sense (other than texting "I want your sweet ass" to Josh) *** Ugly ex-girlfriends...and what the hell is that partridge doing in the pear tree? It's a mystery.
Best of all !!!!! Josh and Orion's friend Diego is a DJ and he started his new mix CD with a sample from our podcast. We like the set so much that instead of ending this episode with a song, we're uploading the whole set as a New Year's gift to you. You'll love it.
We're back after another unexplained break, and this one has Josh and Orion telling a dozen dirty stories and other nonsense: Tea-bagging girls while they're passed out *** Cats who are private investigators *** Masturbating to pics of girls in knee socks *** Josh being an asshole *** Orion being boring as hell and making Josh look even awesomer (like how hot girls have the ugly friend that makes them look hotter!) *** Car accidents *** Portable heaters that look like robots *** Unsatisfying sex with Josh *** Girls making no fucking sense (other than texting "I want your sweet ass" to Josh) *** Ugly ex-girlfriends...and what the hell is that partridge doing in the pear tree? It's a mystery.
Best of all !!!!! Josh and Orion's friend Diego is a DJ and he started his new mix CD with a sample from our podcast. We like the set so much that instead of ending this episode with a song, we're uploading the whole set as a New Year's gift to you. You'll love it.
Episode #11: One Year Of Sexy
It's our one-year anniversary! We're back after, uh, taking off the last 4 months from podcasting. Congratulate us anyway. Kayla stops by for a while and she's funny, Josh talks about pretending to be a teenage girl on Yahoo Answers and making videos of himself doing dares. Obama didn't get assassinated, kids in Orion's neighborhood are pieces of shit, I don't know what else. Just listen. You know you missed us; quit being a drama queen and just download.
Episode #10: Clothes For GenitalsWe made it to double digits! Josh and Orion draw questions out of a hat and talk about where the cutest girls in America are, why California girls suck, clothes for penises, the depressing story of Josh's cousin dying from stab wounds, how to discourage bailouts and make money for the country, our unfulfilled sexual fantasies, and a bunch more. Finally some fucking dubstep music! "So Low So Slow" by Farace, this song will rock your toupee or wig off
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Episode #9: Living The Dream.
Orion's 3-year-old daughter Kayla guest-hosts and is really funny. She says Mommy and Daddy eat boogers, we're all cats, and explains where babies come from. Kevin stops in and gets teased about the neighborhood girl who gave him $20 because she "didn't want it." Josh's roommate Sam was drunk on his 22nd birthday and recorded the story of The Help-Me Kid. All this and "Extra Kings" by The Avalanches.
Episode #8: A New Year, A New CrimeOrion's girlfriend got a new job that turned out to be laundering stolen money! She started getting threatening calls from Russians! Just listen already. But if you're still not convinced...
Orion puts slavery in historical perspective, then we justify hating annoying people regardless of if they're gay or disabled or a different race. If you're in a wheelchair and you're an asshole, that still makes you an asshole. Josh makes a plea with the black men of America: you can have all the white girls with big butts...just give me Rihanna in return.
Orion and Josh high-five after agreeing that the bailouts make us mad. Josh supports the troops but still thinks his roommate should have slept with that guy's fiancee while he was overseas. Hear me out!
Are ICP good rappers? Josh hates them, and tries to convince Orion that the new Kanye West CD is awesome and not really rap. Check out the song at the end, "Bad News" by Kanye West.
Episode #7: The War on Josh-And-OrionmasHow dare you say "Happy Holidays" when Josh-and-Orionmas is the only holiday that matters. A recap of its significance: Josh and Orion were born side-by-side in mangers and breastfed a lot, then grew up to become the Saviors of the podcasting world! There is only one reason for the season: Josh and Orion, which you're right to point out are 2 reasons. So you're probably still wondering what this episode is about. Well guess what. You'll find out the answers to all these questions:
Did Josh have an out of body experience? Do we live in The Matrix? Will Josh and Orion ever stop teasing Tom Cruise? Will Josh ever go an episode without implying he wishes Orlando Bloom and Chris Brown would fall in a shark tank and have their gory deaths put on Youtube, just because they're dating girls he wants? When people say they died and "saw the light," what's really happening? No joke, Josh gives you a scientific reason. But there's more! Josh and Orion bring back that BYAAAA scream that Dave Chappelle made funny, and you'll hear "Power Trip" by Chimaira
Episode #6: Supernatural Sex______You can barely hear Orion in this episode and we apologize, because Josh's irritating voice is still at normal volume. Find out how to have an out-of-body experience, listen to Orion make fun of Josh and ask how long it's been since he got laid, and basically find out what they act like when they've smoked old salvia (bought legally) which didn't do anything. Plus, "Is Jesus Your Pal?" by gusgus, a depressing but amazing song.
Episode #5: The Land Of 10,000 Flakes______
Episode #4: NATO and Josh_________
Random conversation from Josh camping with esteemed members of NATO
(Natalie Abby Tara Orion) while really drunk. They talk about sex,
promiscuity, sex, how impossible it is to take a good picture of Josh,
sex, more sex, lesbian sex, gay sex, fisting, sex......I'm not ashamed,
are you guys?In the other half, Josh and Orion talk about masturbating to Google Maps, the time Orion and his dad thought Reno 911 was real, what they'd do if they won the lottery, and more. This one is an instant classic
Episode #3: And Then There Were ThreeJosh's roommate Al guest-hosts, all 3 of them are drunk and mumble a lot. Josh will have a damn nightmare making this one sound okay. They talk about drinking, sports, cremation, dressing up as a giant beer can and walking down the street puking...this episode couldn't be more manly unless they lifted weights while eating Dinty Moore Beef Stew.
Episode #2: Orion: Republican Guard______
Orion did security for the Republican National Convention!
Some highlights from the podcast:The time a girl on a phone-chat line hung up on Orion; crotch-mowing; impressions of each others' Moms; how to attract 13-year-old girls; why skateboarders love cripples; how Michael Phelps would have celebrated his 8th medal if he was a woman; the Anti-Orion techno intro; a lot of randomness, Orion's daughter screams Dada from her room, and "Harlem Streets" by Immortal Technique.
Episode #1: Filthy Q & A_____
Josh and Orion draw questions out of a hat and get distracted by the Olympics. Find out the meanest things they've ever done, what it would take to make Orion punch the Pope, and the official hand sanitizer of Jamaica. Plus "Rock and Roll" by Mos Def. This one is 90 minutes long because Josh and Orion have no perception of time.
